Vintage Being John Malkovich T-Shirt

Ever wanted to crawl through a portal into someone else’s mind for 15 minutes? Same.

This Being John Malkovich t-shirt is a tribute to the 1999 cult film directed by Spike Jonze and written by Charlie Kaufman — a surreal, hilarious, and mind-bending journey into identity, ego, and floor 7½.

Featuring a retro bootleg-style graphic inspired by the original movie poster and promotional stills, this vintage-style film tee is made for fans of offbeat cinema, existential comedies, and the golden era of 90s indie film.

Whether you're a Spike Jonze collector, a Charlie Kaufman obsessive, or just really into crawling through tiny office portals, this shirt hits different.

Why You'll Love It:

• 🎬 Vintage-inspired Being John Malkovich movie graphic

• 🧠 Perfect for fans of surrealist cinema and 90s cult films

• 📼 Bootleg-style design for an authentic throwback feel

• ✨ Printed on premium Bella+Canvas fabric with a soft-washed look

• 🔥 Unisex retail fit — flattering, comfortable, and built to last

• 💬 Great convo starter for film school grads and Letterboxd obsessives alike

Product Features:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings

• Shoulder tape for durability and structure

• Clean sleeve printing with long-lasting ink

• Ethically produced by Bella+Canvas in eco-friendly facilities

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron/steam medium heat if needed

• Do not dry clean

Come for the mind control. Stay for the metaphysical dread.
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